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10% off for Twitch subs
50 Shades of Gray Parse Tee
10% off for Twitch Subs. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.
When your damage is as confusing as your favorite novel, but you're still trying to keep up in the raid. Whether it's 50 shades of bad RNG, questionable rotations, or just plain bad parses, this shirt lets the world know you're here... but not necessarily pulling your weight. Embrace the shade — and maybe a little guilt — because it’s all part of the WoW experience.
Perfect for the player who meant to press all the buttons but got distracted by the scenery… or that one guildie who keeps asking, "Are you sure you're using the right gear?" Spoiler alert: You’re not, but at least you look good in this shirt!
Warning: May cause an increase in “WTF” whispers from the raid leader.
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More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: JustCabrian
- Email: contact@support.justcabrian.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
50 Shades of Gray Parse Tee Size Guide

Size label | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|