10% off for Twitch subs

Cocks, Crocs, & Socks

$15.00
10% off for Twitch Subs. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

"Cocks, Crocs, & Socks" – The Ultimate Footwear Trifecta 🐓🧦🥿

Why choose just one when you can have all three? These legendary socks bring together the unholy trinity of comfort and chaos: cocks (the feathery kind), Crocs (the questionable fashion choice), and socks (the only thing holding this mess together).

Covered in a delightfully absurd pattern of strutting roosters, classic socks, and everyone's favorite hole-y footwear, these socks are perfect for:

🐓 Farmers with flair
🥿 Crocs enthusiasts (and their reluctant friends)
🧦 Sock connoisseurs who appreciate peak absurdity
😂 Anyone who enjoys causing double-takes and confused stares

Slip these bad boys on, embrace the madness, and remember—fashion is temporary, but cocks, Crocs, and socks are forever.

More details

  • 200 Needle flat knit
  • No White Lines When Worn
  • Full Color Artwork
  • Made from Recycled Plastic Bottles
  • One size fits most

Size & Fit

  • One size fits most

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.