Cocks, Crocs, & Socks
"Cocks, Crocs, & Socks" – The Ultimate Footwear Trifecta 🐓🧦🥿
Why choose just one when you can have all three? These legendary socks bring together the unholy trinity of comfort and chaos: cocks (the feathery kind), Crocs (the questionable fashion choice), and socks (the only thing holding this mess together).
Covered in a delightfully absurd pattern of strutting roosters, classic socks, and everyone's favorite hole-y footwear, these socks are perfect for:
🐓 Farmers with flair
🥿 Crocs enthusiasts (and their reluctant friends)
🧦 Sock connoisseurs who appreciate peak absurdity
😂 Anyone who enjoys causing double-takes and confused stares
Slip these bad boys on, embrace the madness, and remember—fashion is temporary, but cocks, Crocs, and socks are forever.
More details
- 200 Needle flat knit
- No White Lines When Worn
- Full Color Artwork
- Made from Recycled Plastic Bottles
- One size fits most
Size & Fit
- One size fits most
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.