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Judgment-Free Hotline Tee

$22.00
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"We Listen and We Don’t Judge"—Yeah, sure… wink wink. 😏

Slip into this totally-not-judgmental (but absolutely judgmental) tee and let the world know you’re the go-to hotline for drama, tea, and questionable life choices. Whether you’re the friend who pretends to be a safe space or the one secretly crafting the roast in real time, this shirt speaks the truth—we’ll listen, but honey, we’re judging.

Perfect for therapists (fake or real), gossip connoisseurs, and anyone who loves a little bit of spilling and grilling. Just don’t be surprised if someone dials in expecting free advice.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.