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10% off for Twitch subs
Judgment-Free Hotline Tee
10% off for Twitch Subs. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.
"We Listen and We Don’t Judge"—Yeah, sure… wink wink. 😏
Slip into this totally-not-judgmental (but absolutely judgmental) tee and let the world know you’re the go-to hotline for drama, tea, and questionable life choices. Whether you’re the friend who pretends to be a safe space or the one secretly crafting the roast in real time, this shirt speaks the truth—we’ll listen, but honey, we’re judging.
Perfect for therapists (fake or real), gossip connoisseurs, and anyone who loves a little bit of spilling and grilling. Just don’t be surprised if someone dials in expecting free advice.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: JustCabrian
- Email: contact@support.justcabrian.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Judgment-Free Hotline Tee Size Guide

Size label | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|